Crushed Like a Soft Banana – the Do’s and Don’ts of Using a Penis Pump to Gain Size
A young man is just beginning to begin his sexual journey but is nervous about presenting his penis to a perspective sex partner, and he needs some advice on how to properly ustilize a penis pump.
Case #: 2057
Concern：
Well I’ve got a dirty little secret: my father dropped the bomb on me the other day while he was drunk and mentioned that all of the men on his side of the family have tiny penises. Great dad – just what I needed to hear on my 19th birthday.
Discussion：
I’m just about to hook up with a girl and lose my virginity and now I’m all insecure about my size since I’m only just under 5” erect. I’ve heard of penis pumps but am clueless on how to use them. I want to safely use one to increase my penis size. How can I do so?
I’m a science fiction lover, and was recently watching a futuristic film where a crew was exploring space. Of course you had the generic archetypal character molds; the brave captain, the geeky tech-wiz, the brooding ex-military guy, the hot chick (what is this role’s job anyway - too just sit around and look cute?), the undercover evil dude, etc.
Crushing Pressure
So the crew is floating around out in space, doing their spacy stuff and looking around and what not, and eventually the evil dude tries to hijack the ship so that he can get hoard something valuable that the team comes across.
In spite of taking over the ship for a little while and killing off a couple of good guys, the rest of the crew eventually re-jack the ship and lock the bad boy up in an airlock. There a particularly grizzly scene which depicts the poor fellow getting ejected into space as one of the crew presses the outer airlock door button.
Mr. Evil flies out into space and is gradually crushed by the pressure of the great vacuum; first his face starts to cave in; his eyes puncture and bleed along with his other orifices, and then he just implodes. It was pretty disgusting stuff!
It Could Happen to You
If the above narrative sounds grotesque, consider a penis pump for a minute or two. These devices, when used improperly, can have similar consequences for your little friend downstairs.
Many men can come to think that they know it all (I know I’ve been guilty of that in the past), and when purchasing a new toy such as a penis pump in order to expand their penis size, can get a little over-zealous in their eagerness to try one out. This can spell disaster in some cases, as they toss the instruction (and caution sections) booklet into the trash bin and proceed to place the pump over their peters and pump away.
When the intense vacuum pressure of the penis pump is engaged, it literally sucks a good portion of the localized blood supply up into the penis. This triggers an artificial boner which in turn can expand the penis from the inside out.
However, if used too frequently, or for too lengthy a time period, the powerful pressures can tear through a penis’s blood vessels and damage nerve endings. This can result in not only a bruised and battered member, but also one that is limp and desensitized; essentially a zombie-penis.
Understanding the Pump
In order to avoid having your penis turn into a pint-sized version of the pressure-crushed movie bad guy, make sure that you use the penis pump properly. (SEE: Beginner's Guide to Penis Pumps) This can be done in the following manner:
- Step 1: Apply lots of all-natural lube to your package.
- Step 2: Place the hollow cylinder on your penis and rest the pump’s base against your body.
- Step 3: Cover the air release with your finger.
- Step 4: Activate the pump and pressurize your penis being careful to monitor the pressure level.
- Step 5: As the pressure increases your penis will become more erect – release the pressure and continue
pumping making sure that no penile bruising occurs.
This method allows blood to plump your penis up and increase both its length and width over time. Just make sure that if you notice any pain or discoloration, stop. Have fun and enjoy your new big boy downstairs!
What to do
Beginner's Guide to Penis Pumps
